Non Player to rule.
Words from the deep caves of Kentucky, the true home of Bluegrass, have verified that T.Texino has taken charge of the "Banjo Element" of the questionably popular but truly American music style.
Although stories differ almost all agree that Panamanian immigrant,
Tomas B. Texino is the new Director of Banjo Doctrine and Protocol, a
position
that places the middle aged canal worker and religious scholar in complete
charge of all matters to do with the the hybrid contraption. Texino,
as he prefers to be called has not been available to comment; however,
sources close to the subject predict that it will not be an easy road
for the new director. "For one thing, he don't even play a banjo" says
long time Texino watcher and highly educated singer/songwriter David
S. Dowling of Flora-lina. Dowling, who gained recognition as "The Two
Town Man" in the 90s predicted "Bad Blood and heartache" would ensue.
Proposed Banjo Palace & HQ
South Georgia to be home to new Banjo HQ.
Water rights and foster care major issues in choosing location.
Pentangle, GA. Local residents of this small town hard by the Okefenokee are at a loss to explain what could be called good fortune or a Yankee trick depending on who you ask. Either way, the proposed construction of The Banjo World HQ. and African Experimental Church certainly has everyones attention. "Right now, I'd say they have put nothing on the table and nothing in the ground." said Town Mayor Collier Good in a cell phone interview. "Personally, I think it's Indians, you know Natives, pushing some kind of Bingo parlor and I'm elected to stop that sort of thing. People are just here to live and die" he added.
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